if your photo has a lock on it – then you know you’re ugly
Yes. It’s just like that. Some people are so ugly, that they are not allowed to stay outdoors among normal looking people in broad daylight. Also, if you are this ugly, every picture you are in has to kept in a bulletproof metal box, which can only be opened by a blind guy with no fantasy.
The other day, as I entered my office, I got scared. Not because I had a giant spider on my head (well, I had. No, actually it was my estonian haircut, but it looked like a spider), but because my computer sounded WEIRD!
I bought a kick-ass computer just recently, so that I wouldn’t have any problems with my animations and other graphic stuff, but now I thought something had gone wrong with it. It sounded like…I don’t know. A mechanic elk with mechanic stomach problems. Yes, that’s it. EXACTLY like that.
But when I took a closer look, I accidentally took a look outside my window.
His job was to blow away leaves and other stuff on the ground. AND to make innocent guys with spider-haircuts really, really scared!
Damn you and your stupid blow job!
Today, me and a friend went to buy ice cream. Went found a place that looked icecream friendly. So we asked the guy behind the desk if they had ice cream.
“Sorry“, he said.
We looked at each other (me and my friend, that is) and slowly went away. What did he mean? Did he actually have ice cream, but just hated it. Like, the fact that he DID have ice cream made him sorry?
We will never know. We went for a kebab instead.