You’re an animal, I scremed
indeed, the goat replied
We have a park in Gothenburg, called “Slottskogen“, where you can go and check out exotic animals (well, if you’re from Japan och Saturnus or something), like elks, seals, goats and other hairy guys.
It doesn’t cost anything and it’s open 24/7 (well, some of the animals are sleeping indoors at night). It’s a VERY nice thing to do, to go there. It’s quite big, so you can spend some hours there, for sure.
After the seal meal, we went to check out the penguins. Actually, those are exotic to us. They are SO cool, they are like flying under the surface.
We then came to the goats and similar animals. One goat was following me on the other side of the fence. It had to stop, because there was another fence going in there. The thing is that I picked up my cellphone to take a picture, like from above. I never realized that this guy could stand up on his back legs, so you can just imagine the look in my face, as I suddenly realized that he was as tall as I am. And ABOVE the fence, suddenly.
It was a long day with a lot of fresh air and awesome animals. I’m exhausted. I don’t think that has anything to do with the face that the film team went on our first after work yesterday. No no.
The Google Car
- here’s maybe the first google car…ever!
I saw a swedish google car once, as I was going for a walk in Majorna, Gothenburg.
Henrik the Gothenburger
People got very upset, because the car took pictures of people’s gardens and stuff. But it doesn’t seems that this is something very new, look here!
Henrik the Gothenburger
Henrik the Gothenburger
Have a nice day. And btw, is anyone ever reading this blog?! Please leave a comment if you do. I have no idea for whom I’m posting this stuff
- what’s a “garlic dick”?
Well, the past days I have been to McDonald’s here in Gothenburg, to buy a couple of cheeseburgers, a coke and a garlic dip sauce. And TWICE, I have been asking for a “garlic dick”?! What the heck is that?
Garlic dip, garlic dip, garlic dip, garlic dip….no, I’ll never order that again, it’s impossible for me to learn how to say it properly.
I bet I can find
100,000 people to join my facebook group
Yes. That’s the name of my recently created facebook group. And it’s not 100,000 people that dislikes George Bush, or hates cancer och want to sleep with Meatloaf. It’s just 100,000 people. I guess I just want to see how long this takes.
In Gothenburg, there’s about 600,ooo people, so I guess I’ll need just a 1/6 of them!
I went to a hospital here in Gothenburg to see the doctor a while ago. He checked me, and after I had opened my mouth to show him my tounge, he told me I was sick. REALLY sick!
As soon as I came home, I ran into the bathroom, to check my tounge in the mirror. I borrow my grandmothers magnifying glass. I didn´t think I looked sick.
Do you think I look sick?
Crap, England won!
Very exciting game (even if I didn´t watch it more than 8 minutes)
I followed it here
Out of glue?
Gothenburg sealing method that sucks
I went to my brother´s birthday party yesterday. As usual, I didn´t have time to even wrap his present in toilet paper, so I just left it in the plastic H&M bag. But I wanted to do SOMETHING so it would look more like a “real” present, so I just used my chewing gum to seal it. It didn´t work. I don´t know if this is the way we usually do it here in Gothenburg.
Clumsy story no. 1
- I felt very attached to my car
One sunny day I was going to give my friend Settie (her real name is Setareh, that is “star” in persian, but nevermind). I borrowed my stepmother’s SAAB 9-5 and in those cars the controllers to the power windows is placed in the middle, between the front seats. Anyhow, the nail on my longest right hand finger was a bit long, so I started to bit it of, while I was standing at the traffic lights waiting for it to turn green. Suddenly I succeeded biting the nail off, so with my left hand, I pushed the power window button down. I hung out my right hand and tried to shake the nail of, but it was stuck in saliva!
As I was standing first in the car que I sort of got panic when the lights suddenly turned into green! By some reason, my brain doesn´t communicate good enough with the rest of my body in panic situations, so guess what – my LEFT hand went down as a falcon, and landed on the power window button! Of course my right hand got stuck as the window went up again. But it doesn´t stop here – then the left hand (I have no control any longer, I just observe my different bodyparts living their own life) goes down AGAIN and violently press the gear stick in the first gear position, and the car starts to move (body parts conspiracy). I actually manage to change to the second gear, before the left hand decided to free his stucked friend loose.
The funniest thing was that when Settie saw my red, struggeling hand out the window as my car accelerated away, she just waved back…