I went to a hospital here in Gothenburg to see the doctor a while ago. He checked me, and after I had opened my mouth to show him my tounge, he told me I was sick. REALLY sick!
As soon as I came home, I ran into the bathroom, to check my tounge in the mirror. I borrow my grandmothers magnifying glass. I didn´t think I looked sick.
Do you think I look sick?
Smoking in Gothenburg
I once was in a swedish radio show to tell them about my worse “new year’s promise“. I think mine was when I one new year’s eve promised that I would start smoking.
But now, I realise that I could never do so. I have tried and tried and tried, but I can´t stop coughing!! I suck at this. And now my question is; where do I put all the practice ciggarette-ends? I guess we don’t have and recycling stations for those things around here in Gothenburg?
Henrik the Gothenburger
– the Gothenburg way
Out of glue?
Gothenburg sealing method that sucks
I went to my brother´s birthday party yesterday. As usual, I didn´t have time to even wrap his present in toilet paper, so I just left it in the plastic H&M bag. But I wanted to do SOMETHING so it would look more like a “real” present, so I just used my chewing gum to seal it. It didn´t work. I don´t know if this is the way we usually do it here in Gothenburg.
-I’m unarmed! And I’m playing the guitarr!
This is so cool. The guy´s name is Tony Melendez and he learned how to play the guitar at 16.
– some people doesn’t change a bit. I am NOT one of those.
Well, it has happened; I am 34 years old today. I have no particular feeling about it, just that the day has been rushing away. Tomorrow we celebrate Midsummer’s Eve here in Sweden, so I guess I will take it easy today.
By the way, what happened the last 16 years??
Henrik the Gothenburger
Well, guess it could have been worse!
PS: My grandmother just called. She does that every year, to sing for me. This time it sounded something like this:
“I hope you will live
I hope you will live
I hope you will live for a hundred years
Then I will shoot you in the butt
when you are hundred years old”
She’s from Saaremaa outside Estonia, of course she have to shoot somebody! 😀
Oh, by the way; thank you SO much for all greetings I received at facebook!! I really appreciate it!
– but I’m not sure it’s thanks to the over sized g-string?
It´s amazing how long my wife’s g-string is!
The longer, the sexier? No?
Gothenburger ECO driving
– sometimes things don’t have to be that complicated
I borrowed a SAAB BioPower from my dad the other day, and since it was the first time I ever drove a “eco car” I had now idea how it worked. The first thing I noticed as I start driving, was that the accelerator pedal was VERY sluggish; I really had to use my leg muscles to get it down. “Oh, so that´s how it works“, I said to myself. So I drove around for about an hour, thinking that it was a good thing to make the accelerator pedal very slow. That way, you can´t rush the engine and accelerat realy quick!
Something with the BioPowered SAAB was not feeling right
But after a while I got tired of behing SO slow at the red lights, so I called my brother (who I knew had been driving those eco cars before) and asked him how I could turn this “slow accelerator pedal”-function off. He was confused. Then he said “well, it works like an ordinary car. But into this car, you can put another type of fuel“. Now I was confused too. Then I reminded myself of my old Chevy Nova. The floor carpet was sometimes sliding up, under the accelerator pedal. So I looked down. And do you know for how long I laughed, VERY hard? If you do, please tell me, I have no idea.
The Gothenburger Blog
– now you have one more blogg to ignore!
At last! From now on, some of my swedish blog posts will be translated into english. I will not write very much right now. Hope you will enjoy it!