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Henrik is sick =(

I went to a hospital here in Gothenburg to see the doctor a while ago. He checked me, and after I had opened my mouth to show him my tounge, he told me I was sick. REALLY sick!

As soon as I came home, I ran into the bathroom, to check my tounge in the mirror. I borrow my grandmothers magnifying glass. I didn´t think I looked sick.

Do you think I look sick?

Yes. Okay. I look a bit sick.

Yes. Okay. I look a bit sick.

Smoking

Smoking

Smoking in Gothenburg

I once was in a swedish radio show to tell them about my worse “new year’s promise“. I think mine was when I one new year’s eve promised that I would start smoking.

But now, I realise that I could never do so. I have tried and tried and tried, but I can´t stop coughing!! I suck at this. And now my question is; where do I put all the practice ciggarette-ends? I guess we don’t have and recycling stations for those things around here in Gothenburg?

I guess I can sell them as full size cigarrs to dwarfs?

I guess I can sell them as full size cigars to dwarfs?

Henrik the Gothenburger

In Sweden, we call those fimp (sing.) and fimpar (pl.)

In Sweden, we call those "fimp" (sing.) and "fimpar" (pl.) Funny, eh?

Bad glue method from Gothenburg

Out of glue?

Gothenburg sealing method that sucks

I went to my brother´s birthday party yesterday. As usual, I didn´t have time to even wrap his present in toilet paper, so I just left it in the plastic H&M bag. But I wanted to do SOMETHING so it would look more like a “real” present, so I just used my chewing gum to seal it. It didn´t work. I don´t know if this is the way we usually do it here in Gothenburg.

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Playing the guitar unarmed

Don’t shoot!

-I’m unarmed! And I’m playing the guitarr!

This is so cool. The guy´s name is Tony Melendez and he learned how to play the guitar at 16.

Oh, it’s my birthday!

Henrik’s birthday

– some people doesn’t change a bit. I am NOT one of those.

Well, it has happened; I am 34 years old today. I have no particular feeling about it, just that the day has been rushing away. Tomorrow we celebrate Midsummer’s Eve here in Sweden, so I guess I will take it easy today.

By the way, what happened the last 16 years??

1992

1992

Henrik the Gothenburger

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2008 - what happened!?

Well, guess it could have been worse!

PS: My grandmother just called. She does that every year, to sing for me. This time it sounded something like this:

“I hope you will live
I hope you will live
I hope you will live for a hundred years
Then I will shoot you in the butt
when you are hundred years old”

She’s from Saaremaa outside Estonia, of course she have to shoot somebody! 😀

Oh, by the way; thank you SO much for all greetings I received at facebook!! I really appreciate it!

My sexy wife’s g-string

Sexy wife

– but I’m not sure it’s thanks to the over sized g-string?

It´s amazing how long my wife’s g-string is!

The longer, the sexier? No?

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Unfortenately, no-one from The Guinness Book of Records passed by right then to document the g-string.

SAAB advanced eco driving

Gothenburger ECO driving

– sometimes things don’t have to be that complicated

I borrowed a SAAB BioPower from my dad the other day, and since it was the first time I ever drove a “eco car” I had now idea how it worked. The first thing I noticed as I start driving, was that the accelerator pedal was VERY sluggish; I really had to use my leg muscles to get it down. “Oh, so that´s how it works“, I said to myself. So I drove around for about an hour, thinking that it was a good thing to make the accelerator pedal very slow. That way, you can´t rush the engine and accelerat realy quick!

Something with the BioPowered SAAB was not feeling right

But after a while I got tired of behing SO slow at the red lights, so I called my brother (who I knew had been driving those eco cars before) and asked him how I could turn this “slow accelerator pedal”-function off. He was confused. Then he said “well, it works like an ordinary car. But into this car, you can put another type of fuel“. Now I was confused too. Then I reminded myself of my old Chevy Nova. The floor carpet was sometimes sliding up, under the accelerator pedal. So I looked down. And do you know for how long I laughed, VERY hard? If you do, please tell me, I have no idea.

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This is a very cheap way to make your car more economic to drive!

Hey! My first post!

The Gothenburger Blog

– now you have one more blogg to ignore!

At last! From now on, some of my swedish blog posts will be translated into english. I will not write very much right now. Hope you will enjoy it!

How about some stand up comedy stuff?
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