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elk

You’re an animal!

You’re an animal, I scremed

indeed, the goat replied

We have a park in Gothenburg, called “Slottskogen“, where you can go and check out exotic animals (well, if you’re from Japan och Saturnus or something), like elks, seals, goats and other hairy guys.

It doesn’t cost anything and it’s open 24/7 (well, some of the animals are sleeping indoors at night). It’s a VERY nice thing to do, to go there. It’s quite big, so you can spend some hours there, for sure.

Sälarna var hungriga och fick fisk

I think that those seal-guys usually eats flying fish. That's why the lady was throwing them through the air. "Uuuooiiiiii!!", the fish said.

After the seal meal, we went to check out the penguins. Actually, those are exotic to us. They are SO cool, they are like flying under the surface.

We then came to the goats and similar animals. One goat was following me on the other side of the fence. It had to stop, because there was another fence going in there. The thing is that I picked up my cellphone to take a picture, like from above. I never realized that this guy could stand up on his back legs, so you can just imagine the look in my face, as I suddenly realized that he was as tall as I am. And ABOVE the fence, suddenly.

Bocken kunde tydligen ställa sig på bakbenen. I Slottskogen

Yes, I look kind of happy in this picture, but the second after, the horny guy on the other side of the fence, stood up. He wanted me to blow his horns.

It was a long day with a lot of fresh air and awesome animals. I’m exhausted. I don’t think that has anything to do with the face that the film team went on our first after work yesterday. No no.

Speed bump fetish

Speed bump fetishes

– sometimes they start to show very early

Yesterday as I was walking to my office in the center of Gothenburg, I passed a kid that was almost screaming his diapers off. First I thought he had been bitten by an elk or that got slapped in the face by the tooth fairy. But no, he cried because he wanted to watch the cars drive over a speedbump (?), and his dad didn’t.

I did quite many weird things as a kid, but I’ve never had any fetish for speed bumps?

How about some stand up comedy stuff?
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