Obama was behind it
So, what do you do when you are the second most powerful man in the world and a guy hits on your lady? Yes, you call the MOST powerful man in the world, to solve it.

Still, the wounds are not as fatal as I suspected, being hit by Chuck Norris and all..
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That’s just what happens when you *call* Chuck Norris. He hasn’t done anything yet.
Haha exactly
Haha, priceless