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Password: Incorrect

Password solution

I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’, so my computer just tells me when I forget…

 

Yeah

Yeah

I was at that club

I went to a club tonigt, but I really can’t remember the name… But it was fun!It was something like….stone, or wooden things…well, maybe if I pretend to sleep for a while, I will remember it.

Have a good night.

The only famous thing left is my arm

Left my famous arm

no wait. My left arm is famous.

Today, I went out to set to get the computers and animations working. But suddenly, I was told that I had to do a stand-in for an actor. So I put on his clothes, or well, they were too small, so I just put them on to half my body. Like, the clothes was just sitting normally on my left arm.

The scene was just a close up on a watch. Like, the actor had already said the “hey, what time is it” and starting to move his arm towards his face (very slow, you don’t want the actors to hurt themselves) and then, a couple of weeks later, I had to do this extremely dangerous stunt scene. After 10 takes, I think I nailed it! Yeah!

So in a while, my left arm will have a small, but important role in that movie. But please don’t ask for autographs. It’s my right arm that knows how to write.

Illegal appearance

Illegal appearance

if your photo has a lock on it – then you know you’re ugly

Yes. It’s just like that. Some people are so ugly, that they are not allowed to stay outdoors among normal looking people in broad daylight. Also, if you are this ugly, every picture you are in has to kept in a bulletproof metal box, which can only be opened by a blind guy with no fantasy.

Det är bara blinda som kan öppa låset till det här fotot

WARNING! Do NOT stare directly on the photo, you will hurt your eyes badly. One (drunk) guy opened this box and took a look at it with a pair of binoculars. His head self ignited. True story.

Weird computer sounds

Computer says

FFFPFFPPFFFFFFPFFFFF

The other day, as I entered my office, I got scared. Not because I had a giant spider on my head (well, I had. No, actually it was my estonian haircut, but it looked like a spider), but because my computer sounded WEIRD!

I bought a kick-ass computer just recently, so that I wouldn’t have any problems with my animations and other graphic stuff, but now I thought something had gone wrong with it. It sounded like…I don’t know. A mechanic elk with mechanic stomach problems. Yes, that’s it. EXACTLY like that.

But when I took a closer look, I accidentally took a look outside my window.

Datorn lät konstigt igen

There's the guy who is an expert in imitating mechanic elks!

His job was to blow away leaves and other stuff on the ground. AND to make innocent guys with spider-haircuts really, really scared!

Damn you and your stupid blow job!

You’re an animal!

You’re an animal, I scremed

indeed, the goat replied

We have a park in Gothenburg, called “Slottskogen“, where you can go and check out exotic animals (well, if you’re from Japan och Saturnus or something), like elks, seals, goats and other hairy guys.

It doesn’t cost anything and it’s open 24/7 (well, some of the animals are sleeping indoors at night). It’s a VERY nice thing to do, to go there. It’s quite big, so you can spend some hours there, for sure.

Sälarna var hungriga och fick fisk

I think that those seal-guys usually eats flying fish. That's why the lady was throwing them through the air. "Uuuooiiiiii!!", the fish said.

After the seal meal, we went to check out the penguins. Actually, those are exotic to us. They are SO cool, they are like flying under the surface.

We then came to the goats and similar animals. One goat was following me on the other side of the fence. It had to stop, because there was another fence going in there. The thing is that I picked up my cellphone to take a picture, like from above. I never realized that this guy could stand up on his back legs, so you can just imagine the look in my face, as I suddenly realized that he was as tall as I am. And ABOVE the fence, suddenly.

Bocken kunde tydligen ställa sig på bakbenen. I Slottskogen

Yes, I look kind of happy in this picture, but the second after, the horny guy on the other side of the fence, stood up. He wanted me to blow his horns.

It was a long day with a lot of fresh air and awesome animals. I’m exhausted. I don’t think that has anything to do with the face that the film team went on our first after work yesterday. No no.

Eye got something to say…

I only have eyes for two

…I mean, for you. And you. Well. That’s two. Damn.

Well, this is it. My first day as an animator at the film. I had the opportunity to try out a pair of porcelain eyes. It looked like this:

Porslin öga henrik jobb

-"Watch out!"

It was quite funny, they didn’t look like I thought they would do. Well, that is actually exactly what my colleague said, when she entered the office while I was wearing those things. “He, ehm, doesn’t look like what I thought he would do”.

If I would been on a boat, I would just say “EYE EYE, CAPTAIN!”

So, today I was just installing my new computer, but also myself. Tomorrow I will install all software (Adobe Creative Suite Master blah blah blah CS5). Yeah. And, I will also create the correct layout for the screens. I’m going to create / animate everything that the cops sees in their computer screens in this movie (like mug shots, finger prints, maps, chat windows and so on). I’m really looking forward to do all this, it feels great. Maybe, at last, I will be on imdb.com? 😀 No, I don’t think so. But still.

Monday monday

Monday it is

This weekend was crazy. I went with the rock’n’roll band SATOR to a gig in a quite…well, weird place. But it was fun! Pictures are coming up soon.

Awesome masquerade

The Joker

went with the Penguin and a big Chelsea smile on his face

We went to a masquerade last weekend, it was so much fun. We decided to go as 4 bad guys from “Batman“. So I became “The Joker”, my wife as “The Penguin“, Aza as “The Riddle” and Kristofer as “Catwoman“. Unfortunately, the “The Riddle” costume didn’t fit Aza, so Kristofer went as him instead.

Here are some pictures from the masquerade, very funny costumes indeed

Sanna som Pingvinen, en batmanskurk

My wife Sanna as The Penguin

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sanna letade efter batman på gatan

She is beautiful. Really.

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Koffe blev plötsligt munk med svärd i soffa

Kristofer had two costumes brought with him. At the end of the party, he became some kind of monk. With a sword. In a sofa.

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maskerad jokern smile batman skurk

This is me. I was The Joker. Actually, I always look like this when I have a hang over.

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The funniest costume of them all was this one. Robban (the guy wearing it), bought it from the states. It’s AWESOME.

den roligaste maskeradkostym jag sett galen

I don't know what to say about this. Just look.

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sveriges roligaste dräkt på maskerad

Look at this.

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maskerad är roligt

It looks like a midget is trying to kill an old lady by the computer, but it's not. It's like some kind of "parental control" hehe

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We had a cool Halloween masquerade two years ago, with a “Sweeney Todd” theme. You can watch some pictures of the costumes HERE.

I had a dream!

I had a dream!

And well. It was a bit awkward.

Some guys we know had a baby, but they also got an extra foot at the birth. So they asked me if I would like to have the extra foot, and I said yes! So cute! But then my wife was really angry with me, she called the foot “disgusting”. I was angry. How could she think a baby foot was disgusting? Okay, it did look like a spider (specially as the toes was moving and looked as they tried to grab something) and it actually had 6 toes. But still. It was MY baby foot!

So I sat there, in this weird place that looked like the inside of an aeroplane or a cinema hall, with the little foot. And a couple of seats from us, sat the original baby, in somebody’s lap.

I realized that when I tickled the little foot, the original baby began laughing. It was funny. But suddenly, the original baby, like, stood up an looked around! I kind of got panic and tried to duck down, but it saw me! But then I also saw that the baby foot had turn into a real full-size baby!? And this foot baby stood up, shouting to the other baby; “IT’S COOL! WE ARE NOT THE SAME!”

Say what? Damn those foot babies, you never know what they mean!

Born again!

I’m feeling new-born!

I was at a friend’s place the other day, getting some massage. Swedish massage. I actually don’t know what that means, but I guess the guy giving you massage keeps speaking Swedish to you. Thank God, I’m a Swede, so I perfectly understood him.

Like in some amusement parks, there was a cam installed. A camera that will take a picture of your face, when you least expect it, just to show you (and your friend) how freaking stupid and scared you look. I bought this picture on my way out. Yeah.

Efter massagen hos Alexis kände jag mig pånyttfödd

Pickaboo! Uhm, it really looks like I'm born again...? Poor mom. Or wait, I hope SHE didn't see this!? Poor...baby doctor (a very small doctor, by the way)

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