Misc weekday posts
Morgan Freeman dead?
Is Morgan Freeman dead or not!? Are you one of those stupid guys that believes everything you see on Facebook?
That, for example, Morgan Freeman died? Again? And again? And again? And…let me guess….again?
Before you go mental and start crying or tell all your friends, check out this website first. There you will have the answer whether he died or not.
And there are a whole bunch of other beloved celebrities beside Morgan Freeman that dies every now and then, according to Facebook. When I think about it, I think I’ve seen both Hugh Hefner and Bob Dylan-pages on Facebook where you can go if you would like to express your deepest condolences on the death of Morgan Freeman. Or Hugh Hefner. Or Homer Simpson.
It’s crazy how stupid people are, when you think about it. Like all those “LIKE IF YOU WANT THIS CUTE KID TO LOOSE HIS CANCER” and “LIKE IF YOU DON’T WANT THIS PUPPY TO BURN IN HELL“. I really hate all those pages, but I also hate that they get 20397520957234 likes for just being stupid. And there is always, ALWAYS a thought about those pages.
And by the way, have you thought about what happens the day Morgan really dies? Will anybody believe it? Will there be no visitors at his funeral? That would be a pretty weird situation, I guess.
Until then – rest in peace.
Left my famous arm
no wait. My left arm is famous.
Today, I went out to set to get the computers and animations working. But suddenly, I was told that I had to do a stand-in for an actor. So I put on his clothes, or well, they were too small, so I just put them on to half my body. Like, the clothes was just sitting normally on my left arm.
The scene was just a close up on a watch. Like, the actor had already said the “hey, what time is it” and starting to move his arm towards his face (very slow, you don’t want the actors to hurt themselves) and then, a couple of weeks later, I had to do this extremely dangerous stunt scene. After 10 takes, I think I nailed it! Yeah!
So in a while, my left arm will have a small, but important role in that movie. But please don’t ask for autographs. It’s my right arm that knows how to write.
if your photo has a lock on it – then you know you’re ugly
Yes. It’s just like that. Some people are so ugly, that they are not allowed to stay outdoors among normal looking people in broad daylight. Also, if you are this ugly, every picture you are in has to kept in a bulletproof metal box, which can only be opened by a blind guy with no fantasy.
The other day, as I entered my office, I got scared. Not because I had a giant spider on my head (well, I had. No, actually it was my estonian haircut, but it looked like a spider), but because my computer sounded WEIRD!
I bought a kick-ass computer just recently, so that I wouldn’t have any problems with my animations and other graphic stuff, but now I thought something had gone wrong with it. It sounded like…I don’t know. A mechanic elk with mechanic stomach problems. Yes, that’s it. EXACTLY like that.
But when I took a closer look, I accidentally took a look outside my window.
His job was to blow away leaves and other stuff on the ground. AND to make innocent guys with spider-haircuts really, really scared!
Damn you and your stupid blow job!
You’re an animal, I scremed
indeed, the goat replied
We have a park in Gothenburg, called “Slottskogen“, where you can go and check out exotic animals (well, if you’re from Japan och Saturnus or something), like elks, seals, goats and other hairy guys.
It doesn’t cost anything and it’s open 24/7 (well, some of the animals are sleeping indoors at night). It’s a VERY nice thing to do, to go there. It’s quite big, so you can spend some hours there, for sure.
After the seal meal, we went to check out the penguins. Actually, those are exotic to us. They are SO cool, they are like flying under the surface.
We then came to the goats and similar animals. One goat was following me on the other side of the fence. It had to stop, because there was another fence going in there. The thing is that I picked up my cellphone to take a picture, like from above. I never realized that this guy could stand up on his back legs, so you can just imagine the look in my face, as I suddenly realized that he was as tall as I am. And ABOVE the fence, suddenly.
It was a long day with a lot of fresh air and awesome animals. I’m exhausted. I don’t think that has anything to do with the face that the film team went on our first after work yesterday. No no.
I only have eyes for two
…I mean, for you. And you. Well. That’s two. Damn.
Well, this is it. My first day as an animator at the film. I had the opportunity to try out a pair of porcelain eyes. It looked like this:
It was quite funny, they didn’t look like I thought they would do. Well, that is actually exactly what my colleague said, when she entered the office while I was wearing those things. “He, ehm, doesn’t look like what I thought he would do”.
If I would been on a boat, I would just say “EYE EYE, CAPTAIN!”
So, today I was just installing my new computer, but also myself. Tomorrow I will install all software (Adobe Creative Suite Master blah blah blah CS5). Yeah. And, I will also create the correct layout for the screens. I’m going to create / animate everything that the cops sees in their computer screens in this movie (like mug shots, finger prints, maps, chat windows and so on). I’m really looking forward to do all this, it feels great. Maybe, at last, I will be on imdb.com? No, I don’t think so. But still.
went with the Penguin and a big Chelsea smile on his face
We went to a masquerade last weekend, it was so much fun. We decided to go as 4 bad guys from “Batman“. So I became “The Joker”, my wife as “The Penguin“, Aza as “The Riddle” and Kristofer as “Catwoman“. Unfortunately, the “The Riddle” costume didn’t fit Aza, so Kristofer went as him instead.
Here are some pictures from the masquerade, very funny costumes indeed
The funniest costume of them all was this one. Robban (the guy wearing it), bought it from the states. It’s AWESOME.
We had a cool Halloween masquerade two years ago, with a “Sweeney Todd” theme. You can watch some pictures of the costumes HERE.
I had a dream!
And well. It was a bit awkward.
Some guys we know had a baby, but they also got an extra foot at the birth. So they asked me if I would like to have the extra foot, and I said yes! So cute! But then my wife was really angry with me, she called the foot “disgusting”. I was angry. How could she think a baby foot was disgusting? Okay, it did look like a spider (specially as the toes was moving and looked as they tried to grab something) and it actually had 6 toes. But still. It was MY baby foot!
So I sat there, in this weird place that looked like the inside of an aeroplane or a cinema hall, with the little foot. And a couple of seats from us, sat the original baby, in somebody’s lap.
I realized that when I tickled the little foot, the original baby began laughing. It was funny. But suddenly, the original baby, like, stood up an looked around! I kind of got panic and tried to duck down, but it saw me! But then I also saw that the baby foot had turn into a real full-size baby!? And this foot baby stood up, shouting to the other baby; “IT’S COOL! WE ARE NOT THE SAME!”
Say what? Damn those foot babies, you never know what they mean!