Monthly Archives: December 2010
High speed, indoor hopscotch play
and the danger it brings
I just want to warn you about playing high-speed hopscotch indoors. It’s not really a good idea. Here are some brutal photos of what can happen:
This is my colleague Linda, she's been very naughty and even if I warned her, she had to play high-speed hopscotch. Now you see what happens, Linda!
YO YO YO
up up up…
Well. Yes, I was a bit drunk. I was suppose to write “YO YO YO” to a friend. But my right hand was a bit too far to the right, so I wrote “UP UP UP” instead. It’s easy to write the wrong thing, but it’s hard when your friends fly away into the sky. Damn.
Limited amount of driver’s licenses
The police officer:
-”May I see your driver’s license, please”
-”Hey, give me a break! You took my license from me last week, how many of them do you think I have?!”