Monthly Archives: September 2010
Monday monday
Awesome masquerade
The Joker
went with the Penguin and a big Chelsea smile on his face
We went to a masquerade last weekend, it was so much fun. We decided to go as 4 bad guys from “Batman“. So I became “The Joker”, my wife as “The Penguin“, Aza as “The Riddle” and Kristofer as “Catwoman“. Unfortunately, the “The Riddle” costume didn’t fit Aza, so Kristofer went as him instead.
Here are some pictures from the masquerade, very funny costumes indeed

My wife Sanna as The Penguin
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She is beautiful. Really.
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Kristofer had two costumes brought with him. At the end of the party, he became some kind of monk. With a sword. In a sofa.
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This is me. I was The Joker. Actually, I always look like this when I have a hang over.
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The funniest costume of them all was this one. Robban (the guy wearing it), bought it from the states. It’s AWESOME.

I don't know what to say about this. Just look.
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Look at this.
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It looks like a midget is trying to kill an old lady by the computer, but it's not. It's like some kind of "parental control" hehe
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We had a cool Halloween masquerade two years ago, with a “Sweeney Todd” theme. You can watch some pictures of the costumes HERE.
Hysterical funny commercial
Funny commercial
I saw this video link to youtube on facebook. It is SO funny, I can’t stop laughing. After you’ve clicked a link in the movie, another page is opened up. And from there, you can choose what happens to the hunter and the bear.
I just tried words as “hugs“, “kisses“, “rides” and “jumps“. But of course, sooner or later you will try words as “fucks“, “undresses“ and the weirdest of them all, “drinks“.
Give me more words to try!
I had a dream!
I had a dream!
And well. It was a bit awkward.
Some guys we know had a baby, but they also got an extra foot at the birth. So they asked me if I would like to have the extra foot, and I said yes! So cute! But then my wife was really angry with me, she called the foot “disgusting”. I was angry. How could she think a baby foot was disgusting? Okay, it did look like a spider (specially as the toes was moving and looked as they tried to grab something) and it actually had 6 toes. But still. It was MY baby foot!
So I sat there, in this weird place that looked like the inside of an aeroplane or a cinema hall, with the little foot. And a couple of seats from us, sat the original baby, in somebody’s lap.
I realized that when I tickled the little foot, the original baby began laughing. It was funny. But suddenly, the original baby, like, stood up an looked around! I kind of got panic and tried to duck down, but it saw me! But then I also saw that the baby foot had turn into a real full-size baby!? And this foot baby stood up, shouting to the other baby; “IT’S COOL! WE ARE NOT THE SAME!”
Say what? Damn those foot babies, you never know what they mean!
Born again!
I’m feeling new-born!
I was at a friend’s place the other day, getting some massage. Swedish massage. I actually don’t know what that means, but I guess the guy giving you massage keeps speaking Swedish to you. Thank God, I’m a Swede, so I perfectly understood him.
Like in some amusement parks, there was a cam installed. A camera that will take a picture of your face, when you least expect it, just to show you (and your friend) how freaking stupid and scared you look. I bought this picture on my way out. Yeah.

Pickaboo! Uhm, it really looks like I'm born again...? Poor mom. Or wait, I hope SHE didn't see this!? Poor...baby doctor (a very small doctor, by the way)
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